What is a kiss???
Kiss is an inquiry on first floor about vacancy in the ground floor!
Nude lady goes to a bar. Ask for a peg, Barman stares at her and
serves. Lady asks him have you never seen nude women. He says, "I have,
but I am just curious to know from where you will take out money".
Let's meet at the royal balls.
Husband:
I'll be very frank with u, dear you're not the first girl I've fucked.
Bride: I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about fucking.
Why
does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
12- Pack
A
father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon
the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different
boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack?
That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night
and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then
the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have
one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
